I don’t like suspense.
My favorite movies are romantic comedies composed entirely of cliches. I like being able to predict the plot by the DVD’s cover. My favorite movies among these favorite movies are the ones I’ve seen before. I read spoilers online before I watch anything. I read the last pages of books before I make it to the second chapter. I know who has won The Bachelor before the season begins.
In other news, I’m now halfway through my first ever two week wait.