Returned from my travels to find a message from Diet Coke, the midwife: “Hi, just calling to let you know that the results of your glucose text were awesome.” Take that, risk factors and doubters! (I’m looking at Sea, who has frequently raised a judgmental eyebrow at my chocolate consumption over the past six months.)
Of course, a greeting like that is bound to come with a “but…”. In this case, the but involved words like “hemoglobin”, “anemia”, “supplementation” and ended with Diet Coke cheerily saying, “I look forward to chatting with you about iron rich foods!”
I’m currently waiting for Herbal Tea to return my call (Diet Coke is on vacation) and tell me what this unyielding vegetarian should do to improve her iron levels. I also welcome your expert opinions (bonus points if they involve chocolate). I’ll work on becoming better acquainted with spinach while I wait.