Kid 1: Wait, you’re pregnant?
Kid 1: How?
Me: I just am.
Kid 1: What did you get pregnant with?
Me: A baby, I hope.
Kid 1: No, with what man? What man did you get pregnant with?
Me: I didn’t get pregnant with any man.
Kid 2: (leaping up, in great excitement) I know! I know! She got pregnant with insemination! That’s how my sister and I were made! With insemination!