“If today was a sitcom, it would be ‘Two and a Half (Strange) Men’. The episode would feature our half-stranger fertility doc Dr. Text; our brand new donor Lefty; and a man named Tom who PartnerA and I came upon outside as we made our way to our appointment at Clinic One this morning, face-down on the icy pavement bleeding from his head.”
Immediately before IUI #4 today, I spent 15 minutes on the telephone with a 911 dispatcher. What’s your favorite pre-insemination activity?
“Today Sea and I unintentionally stole an intrauterine insemination. Wondering what sort of sentence this crime carries.”
Details to follow.
To the person who found this blog by typing “boy jerks sperms of the sea” into your search engine,
I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’re going to find what you’re looking for here.
Also, those terms lead to my blog. Who knew?
“Today I was inseminated to the sound of a mock version of The Twelve Days of Christmas playing over the radio. What’s your favourite tune to be inseminated to?”
“This morning I got inseminated by a stranger’s sperm. What have you done today?”